Daughter's present

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Daughter's present

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 26, 2023 1:04 pm

As my daughter finished opening her last present, I turned to my wife and asked, "When are you going to give her the tickets to the Taylor Swift concert?"

"YOU GOT ME TICKETS TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT!?" She shrieked.

"Haha. Just kidding.
Spoiler:
You're adopted."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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