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Champagne

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:33 pm

As I opened a bottle of champagne at my mate's house last night he looked at me and said 'That's a bl**dy birthday present!'

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'My birthday is not until March,' I replied, 'but thanks dude, it's appreciated.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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