Two priests and a rabbi ...

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Two priests and a rabbi were asked the following question, "When you are in your casket, and friends, family and congregates are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"

The Episcopal priest answered, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man."

The Catholic priest answered, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made an enormous difference in people's lives."

The rabbi answered, "I would like to hear them say,

Spoiler:

'Look, he's moving.'"