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Be aware

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:08 am

Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a Paris to London flight.

A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag, which appeared contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure
nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to.... with a word of advice for you: Stay away from Birmingham".

My friend was genuinely terrified, due to recent goings on. "Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No ... ", he furtively whispered back......
Spoiler:
"It's a dump."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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