Fast food

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Fast food

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:06 am

Three blokes queue up at a burger van outside a football ground.

"Yerrrssss, waddya like" says the big old bird behind the ramp.

"Ermm, we want two hamburgers and a hot-dog" answers the bloke at the front.

The woman gets two burgers from out of the freezer and slaps one under each of her sweaty armpits...

"What on earth are you doing?" asks the bloke.

"Deeeefrostin' deese here burgers" says the woman....

The guy at the back yells..
Spoiler:
"You can cancel my hot-dog then"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fast food

Postby dutchman » Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:10 am

:lol:
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