Decorating

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Decorating

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:21 am

Last week, my next-door neighbour asked me, "Seeing as our houses are the same design, can I ask how many rolls of wallpaper you bought to decorate the living room?"

"Thirteen," I said.

Today, he came around looking angry. "I've got three rolls left over!"

Spoiler:
"So did I!" I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Decorating

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:12 pm

:lol:
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