Local tramp

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Local tramp

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 17, 2023 12:24 pm

I walked out of my local shop today and outside was a tramp.

Same guy as always, but I'd never talked to him before.

As I passed, he said, "Excuse me, I don't suppose you have a spare cigarette I can have?"

I looked around, and I was the only person in the vicinity, so I knew he was talking to me. "Sorry mate, I don't smoke," I replied, which was true.

He looked disappointed, but then asked hopefully "Any change?"

I thought for a second before answering
Spoiler:
"Nope, still don't smoke."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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