Soiled

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Soiled

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 26, 2023 1:27 pm

I got home and I'd soiled myself.

"What on Earth has happened?" asked my wife.

"Well, I was taken short and
Spoiler:
nipped into Wetherspoons for a sh*t. " I replied
.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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