Wife's new toy...

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Wife's new toy...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 09, 2023 1:12 pm

My missus came home waving her new vibrator at me, "As it's International Woman's Day, I've replaced you with this, " she said.

"Cool, " I replied, "hope it can
Spoiler:
mow the bl**dy lawn. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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