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Offer of sex

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:49 pm

Today I was offered sex by an 18 year old female. Now I'm not gonna lie, this girl was hot, but in exchange for the sex I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner for her. Of course being the great person that I am I declined because I have high moral standards and my willpower is very strong...

Spoiler:
But not as strong as AJAX the safe and affordable bathroom cleaner, now available in lemon and vanilla scents
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Offer of sex

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 17, 2023 1:30 pm

:lol:
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