Santa...

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Santa...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 24, 2022 2:12 pm

So Santa's from Lapland than eh? Let's examine the facts:

1 - He wears red
2 - He's good at breaking into houses
3 - He's got loads of electrical stuff that no-one can trace
4 - He drives an unlicensed vehicle
5 - He only works one day a year

Lapland my ar$e -
Spoiler:
the man's a Scouser!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Santa...

Postby dutchman » Sat Dec 24, 2022 7:37 pm

:xmas_smile:
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