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Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:15 am

I said to the wife, "If you're going for a natter with the next-door neighbour, can you mention that you saw a couple of otters in their garden."

"Why?" she asked.

"Because
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we've got Koi Carp for tea tonight."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby dutchman » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:37 pm

:lol:
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