Shopping in Yorkshire

[rebbonk]

That's the last time I go shopping at Debenhams in Yorkshire - I asked one of the staff where I could find towels and she gave me directions to a bird sanctuary.

[dutchman]

Took me a while to get that one:

Spoiler:

[rebbonk]

How about this one then....

There was a school hall full of Yorkshire women all being given an exercise lesson by Jane Fonda.

"O.K., ladies. Hands on thighs!"

As one, every woman moved her hands and a voice at the back said "What good's that, then? I can't see owt now!"