She said, 'What? Your profile said you were tall dark and handsome with an athletic build. Yet here you are - bald, no teeth and with a pair of man boobs.'
'I know', I replied,
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Dating
by rebbonk » Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:09 pm
I've joined a dating site, but the first lady I met up with wasn't very impressed.
She said, 'What? Your profile said you were tall dark and handsome with an athletic build. Yet here you are - bald, no teeth and with a pair of man boobs.'
'I know', I replied,
She said, 'What? Your profile said you were tall dark and handsome with an athletic build. Yet here you are - bald, no teeth and with a pair of man boobs.'
'I know', I replied,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dating
by Blitzkid » Sun May 01, 2022 10:32 am
You should have got yourself born after a war, there where thousands of surplus women after both wars,
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