F*rt

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F*rt

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:47 pm

I silently f*rted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.

After a few seconds, my wife shouted, "Bl**dy hell you dirty s*d, that stinks!"

It must have been pretty bad.
Spoiler:
She was downstairs at the time!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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