Call for an ambulance

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Call for an ambulance

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:24 am

Pregnant woman rings for an ambulance and says "can you come quick! I'm pregnant and my waters have just broke!"

Operator says, "OK, no problem where are you ringing from"

Woman says,
Spoiler:
"from my waist down to my feet, now please hurry up"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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