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Bl**dy kids

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:14 pm

"Dad, can I have some money?" asked my 13-year-old son today as he headed for the door.

I said, "It depends, where are you going?"

"To see a girl." he replied,

"Oh yeah," I winked, handing him a tenner, "And who exactly is this girl?"

Spoiler:
"She's the cashier in the shop where I buy my fags." he replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bl**dy kids

Postby dutchman » Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:29 pm

:lol:
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