Man asks wife...

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Man asks wife...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:13 am

A man says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

His Wife says, "I would take half and leave you."

Man says to wife, "I thought so,
Spoiler:
here is a fiver now sod off."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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