Breakfast in bed

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Breakfast in bed

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:07 pm

My wife woke me up this morning with breakfast in bed.

I beamed. "To what do I owe this pleasant treat, my lovely."

She said,
Spoiler:
"We haven't got a dining table."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Breakfast in bed

Postby dutchman » Tue Jan 25, 2022 10:43 pm

:lol:
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