The cat had died

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The cat had died

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:15 am

Bill comes home from work to find his wife in the kitchen crying.

"What's the matter darling" he asks

"It's Tiddles, the cat, I found him dead in the washing machine, he must have crawled in there whilst I wasn't looking....poor thing"

Bill puts his arm round his wife, "It's okay dear,
Spoiler:
at least you know he died in comfort"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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