"How you doing Dave"? said Bill.
Dave said "I'm doing fine, got a good job, the kids are at university and I've got my own house...how are things with you"?
Bill replied "Not so good...I lost my wife last year"
"Oh, I'm sorry--how did that happen?"
Bill replied "We were on holiday in Blackpool and she fell down a wishing well and broke her neck"
"Wow" said Dave
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