mothers always know

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mothers always know

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:59 am

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancée and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry".

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

The ladies leave and he then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head that sat in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?"

Spoiler:
"I don't like her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: mothers always know

Postby dutchman » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:06 pm

:lol:
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