The police came a calling

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The police came a calling

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:25 am

The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife.

"Is this your wife Sir?"

"Yes it is, why?"

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident."

Spoiler:
"I know, but she has a lovely personality and she's good with the kids."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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