Meeting at Chequers

[rebbonk]

As COVID-19 cases continue to climb, the Cabinet met at Chequers this morning to re-evaluate their policies and decision making.

Expert advice was provided on the various techniques of denial, blatant denial and lying through one's teeth.

A spokesman later said all ministers would now speak the same message.

Large pinches of salt were available to journalists if needed.

[dutchman]