"Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
"Dave, but we call him Coconut."
"Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
"No...
Spoiler:
COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD
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My mate...
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My mate...
by rebbonk » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:57 pm
I walked up to the girl at the bar, "My mate wants me to tell you that he thinks you're hot."
"Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
"Dave, but we call him Coconut."
"Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
"No...
"Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
"Dave, but we call him Coconut."
"Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
"No...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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