Speed dating...

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Speed dating...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 12, 2021 1:43 pm

“Hi Dave, I’m Karen”

“Hello Karen, what do you do for a living ?”

“Social work Dave”

“What sort of social work ?”

“Err…I’m a traffic warden”

“One last question Karen, what is your star sign ?”

“Virgo”

“OK Dave, what do you do for a living ?”

“At the moment I’m working with a team and we are busy eliminating all cancers and it is going very well”

“Wow” replies Karen, clearly impressed, “and what will you do when you complete your work on cancers ?”

“Then, Karen,
Spoiler:
we’ll move on to Virgos”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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