24 hours to live

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24 hours to live

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 11, 2021 1:51 pm

My grandad was given 24 hours to live, so he drank a bottle of vodka and ate three packets of fireworks.

It didn't save his life,
Spoiler:
but it gave us one hell of a show at the cremation.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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