Calling directory enquiries

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Calling directory enquiries

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:01 am

A young man called directory enquiries.

"Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Birmingham, please."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Birmingham," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said,
Spoiler:
"Well, my mates call me Ice Man."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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