Police calling

[rebbonk]

I answered a knock at the door to find two policemen standing there.

One said, 'Are you the owner of the Ford Focus that's parked outside?'

'I am,' I replied.

'Well, I'm afraid someone has hit your car and driven off. It's quite badly damaged.'

I replied, 'Thank God for that!'

The copper said, 'What do you mean, sir?'

I said, 'I thought you two were here about

Spoiler:

those videos on my hard drive.'

[dutchman]