Golf Ball

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Golf Ball

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 05, 2021 11:14 am

I was showing my mate my new golf ball.

"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."

"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"

"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."

"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"

Spoiler:
"I found it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Golf Ball

Postby dutchman » Wed May 05, 2021 3:33 pm

:lol:
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