God is watching

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God is watching

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:01 pm

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching."

Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want.
Spoiler:
God is watching the apples."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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