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By the river...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:17 pm

I passed the river the other day and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. He then asked if I liked his net. Then asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught.

Then I twigged.
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He was fishing for compliments.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:22 pm

:-D
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Postby dutchman » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:01 pm

:lol:
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