Typical!

[rebbonk]

The wife shouted up the stairs this morning "The sun's finally come out!"

I thought 'Bl**dy great! Let's go to the beach, the pub - whatever!'

So I threw some shorts and flip flops on and shot down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when I got down to find

Spoiler:

our lad holding hands with his mate Brian.

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]