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Kids

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:11 pm

Hunter was 4-years-old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked: "Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.

"Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse".

"Oh," Little Hunter said "OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily "Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
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And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you".
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Re: Kids

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: Kids

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:48 pm

:lol:
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