Thinking of marriage

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Thinking of marriage

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:50 pm

Paddy had been stepping out with Mary O Reilly for nearly a year and the pair of them were head over heels in love. One day Paddy was walking up the high street and he got talking to Mary's brother.

"There's something I have to tell ye Cormac, yer sister is a smashing girl I don't tink I'd foind better anywhere. I've a mind to ask her to marry me this weekend!"

Cormac looked surprised and replied "OK Paddy but have ye seen me father?"

Paddy answered "I have Cormac and he's a fine figure of a man but if it's all the same
Spoiler:
I'd rather Mary!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Thinking of marriage

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:28 pm

:lol:
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Re: Thinking of marriage

Postby dutchman » Mon Nov 16, 2020 4:01 pm

:lol:
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