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Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:10 pm

After watching a documentary, I told my missus that she should talk to our pot plants whilst watering them, as they thrive on the carbon dioxide we exhale.

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They all died 2 days later from alcohol poisoning.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Thriving plants

Postby Melisandre » Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: Thriving plants

Postby dutchman » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:21 pm

:lol:
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