Organic veg'

[rebbonk]

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market.

I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

The produce guy looked at me and said: "No.

Spoiler:

You'll have to do that yourself".

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]