Worried lady

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Worried lady

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:43 pm

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric socket.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been
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happily listening to his iPod.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Worried lady

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:00 pm

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Re: Worried lady

Postby dutchman » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:56 pm

:hysterical:
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