Helpline

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Helpline

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 10, 2020 1:05 pm

I called the NHS helpline for advice when my wife found a tick on her leg.

They told me to cover it with Vaseline and wait for the head to fall off.

Well, I did that last night. Took me 2 hours and 30 tubs,
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but her head's still on.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Helpline

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 10, 2020 3:40 pm

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