Shopping

[rebbonk]

I was shopping at Tesco and asked one of those wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?"

"No problem, mate," he said, "they're right beside the condoms."

"Listen," I said,

Spoiler:

"if I knew where the bl**dy condoms were I wouldn't need a pregnancy test."

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]