Women put it to the test

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Women put it to the test

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:08 am

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up again...

The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.

The married one: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready... leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
Spoiler:
"Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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