Burned kitchen

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Burned kitchen

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:44 pm

I came home from work today to see my wife stood in the garden whilst firemen put out the flames in our kitchen.

I said to my wife, "Why didn't you ring me?"

"What could you have done?" she asked.

I replied, "Well, I could have
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gone to the pub and got something to eat there!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Burned kitchen

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Burned kitchen

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:39 pm

:lol:
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