Blonde date

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Blonde date

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 01, 2020 12:22 pm

I went on a date with a blonde woman a few years ago.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked.

"Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's under two."

She said, "I might be blonde,
Spoiler:
but I know how many one is!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Blonde date

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 01, 2020 2:26 pm

:lol:
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