Surgery

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Surgery

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:32 pm

As I recovered from surgery, I asked the doctor how it went.

"Well," said the doc, "you've got a punctuated large intestine."

"Don't you mean punctured or perforated?" I Asked.

"No" said the doc.."we removed half of it,
Spoiler:
you've now got a semi-colon."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Surgery

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:14 pm

:lol:
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