COVID test

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COVID test

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:29 pm

A new and easy test for COVID-19 doing the rounds.

Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it. If you can then you are halfway there. Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself nine times last night and was virus-free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache,
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which can also be one of the symptoms!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: COVID test

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:11 pm

:lol:
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Re: COVID test

Postby dutchman » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:44 pm

:lol:
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