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Temperature scan

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 04, 2020 12:00 pm

Do NOT let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory.

I went into the supermarket for lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber
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and came out with chocolate and wine instead.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Temperature scan

Postby Melisandre » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Temperature scan

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:31 am

:lol:
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