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Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:20 pm

While waiting at the airport to go on holiday I said to my wife "I wish I had brought the piano with me."

She asked, "Why?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"because our tickets are on top of it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I wish...

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:55 pm

:lol:
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Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:21 pm

:lol:
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