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Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:22 pm

I walked into Subway and said to the cashier, “I’ve just bought a sandwich from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out”

“Maybe you bit down too hard?” she replied

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“They’re not my teeth.” I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Subway

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:28 pm

:lol:
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