Sent home...

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Sent home...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:23 pm

My son's just been sent home from school for allegedly swearing at a school dinner lady. All he said was:

Spoiler:
"I haven't got a fork 'n' knife" :clown:
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Re: Sent home...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:05 pm

:lol:

We once entered a pub quiz with the names of Norfolk and Chance. The quizmaster fell for it!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Sent home...

Postby dutchman » Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:03 am

rebbonk wrote:We once entered a pub quiz with the names of Norfolk and Chance. The quizmaster fell for it!


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Re: Sent home...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:55 am

:lol:
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