Cooking ham

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Cooking ham

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:57 pm

Suzanne was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her "Why did you cut off the end of the ham?"

She replied, "I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to".

Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied: "I really don't know, but that's the way my mum always did it".

A few weeks later, while visiting her grandmother, Suzanne asked: "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied, "Well dear,
Spoiler:
it would never fit into my baking pan".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cooking ham

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: Cooking ham

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:53 pm

:lol:
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